F: If we had a daughter, would you name her Sally Ann after Salvation Army, or Vivi after Value Village, or Goodwill after, well, Goodwill?
T: No, unless you want to. Though I kind of like Goodwill after Goodwill.
F: Yeah, and then her nickname would be Goodie and middle name would be Two-Shoes.
T: And she would hate her parents.
I vaguely remember the last line of our conversation. Did I really say that? Sometimes I’m so witty I just don’t remember :)