Every superhero has at least one super power (we all know I’m a superhero, right?). My super power is, I could listen to one song over and over again for hours without going insane (well, not any more insane than before anyway). It usually lasts for only 8 hours a day because some time during the 8th hour, Troy would come home from work and when he heard the song playing in repeat, he’d be like, “Uh, I don’t think so!” and turn the mp3/CD player off.
How this super power is going to come in handy when dealing with an evil genius, you ask. Well, I’ll just skip the part where I’m capturing the evil genius because I haven’t figured it out yet (I’m still a superhero-in-traning, but I guess I can always ask other superheroes to do that part) but once the evil genius is nicely captured, all tightly locked and bound, all I have to do is play one song over and over again and sing along to it with my Canadian Idol wannabe voice until the evil genius breaks down and finally reveals his secret, evil plan to take over the world. Then I will use the information to destroy his plan and save the world.
Now all I need is a superhero name. All those superhero name generators just can’t come up with a name that matches my super power. If you could suggest a name for my consideration, that would be great. Until then, I shall be known as the Brain-Dead Nemesis.
You can’t call yourself the “Brain-Dead Nemesis”. Using the word Nemesis would imply that you are evil (at least in the world of superheroes). To be a superhero you’d have to be the “Brain-Dead Wonder” or something like that.
Hmmm. I think I burnt the top of my mouth.