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13 Aug 2002

Penguins Are Evil

Tuesday  •  06:37 PM  •  157 words

You may think penguins are funny and cute, but they’re really not. The Penguin Conspiracy will show you the evil that penguins have done so far. Soon, they’re going to take over the world, though I doubt they’d want to take over Indonesia since the climate is way too hot for them. We don’t even have penguins at the zoo!

If you still need any more proof that penguins are evil, check out the Rampaging Penguins. Tickle them and they will playfully devour you. Still think they’re cute?

And in case you feel like finding out what all those penguins are saying behind your back, go check out the Code Quacker. You can also encode a message into their language and send it to someone, but don’t use it if you really believe that penguins are going to take over the world because, you know, they might intercept the message transmission! Or something. Squalk honk.

Quacks on Penguins Are Evil

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marq  •  Aug 13  •  09:42 PM

No way, I’m going to get a pet penguin, and it won’t eat me, or anyone for that matter. They’re just misunderstood, that’s all.

squodge  •  Aug 15  •  05:21 AM

I am a penguin, and I’m not (very) evil!

Michelle  •  Oct 8  •  02:45 AM

the little gits pretend they can’t run! but they CAN!

chris  •  Oct 22  •  12:14 PM

preach on brother, penguins are extremely evil. i have been spreading the news here but most people think i am crazy but they will see when they try to take over the world wont they!

Liz  •  Oct 25  •  02:57 AM

Thank God we aren’t the only ones who knows!! My friend and I have been telling everyone for years about them…they’ve taken over my house and insist on watching Jackie Chan continuously. Spread the word!! THe people must know

Jag  •  Jul 7  •  11:39 AM

Don’t mess with the Evil Penguins!
Or i myself will have to waddle over there and beat you with my fish!

Tiger  •  Sep 30  •  04:36 AM

I myself think that they are very evil. and i think its great. they will so take over this damn place. and o yeas i soo know the plan.. so be prepared humans

Dee Guy  •  Oct 14  •  04:21 AM

SOS - am looking for some serious Evil Penguin retail therapy - the dudes had a t-shirt emporium up and running a while back, but it would appear that the ducks have hijacked the web-link. Can anyone help???

Dave  •  Oct 16  •  05:44 PM

Hi all, I been fighting off the regular assualts of Penguins from Antartica for the past few years…their main landings have been near Portsea, Melbourne Australia in the guise of cute little fairy penguins…most of the popluace have been fooled by these lil critters..though some of us, with contacts in high places have managed to imprision key leaders at the Sydney Aquarium…where they are subjected to the daily reminders and stares of visitors, this is to reinforce the indisputable truth that they are the losers!

{This discussion is closed. Thanks to all who participated.}